Avi’s Colleague: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup ‘o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins… LONDON.

- Snatch

You know you would think that for a country that invented the language, people would actually speak English here. Don’t get me wrong folks cos everyone i’ve met so far are nice but it doesn’t really matter when i dun even understand you now does it?! Anyway thought i’d put a few pics up before saying anything further about the trip thus far so here they are:

How much i had packed at 2 pm:

Group shot

Plane ride there was quite cock becuz i was stuck between a fat girl and a thai fellow called alan cheng from new zealand with an aussie accent. Seriously – identity issues.

Customs when i landed was quite cock becuz there were 20 people from some place called “Legos” in front and behind me. This is what they looked like:

Just checked it – its some place in Nigeria. Oh and there were 20 of em behind me as well. So i was sandwiched between 40 africans. A little like this:

So anyway, after an hour and a half later i got my luggage and waited 5 hours for my friend to come so that we could take the 12.15 bus from heathrow to london central. I waited at some random place the entire time. You can see my luggage which i was so paranoid about losing:

We rushed all the way there (it’s actually a whol train ride away to get to the heathrow bus station cos there are like 4 freakin terminals) and were there by 12.10. But guess what, the bus had already left!!!!!! Too efficient this country is. So we get on the next bus and miss our connecting bus to leicester and end up having to wait till 5.30 for the next available one.

And that is where i saw my first Bai:

Having reached leicester at 8.20, it was way past check-in timing so we had to sleep at my friend’s mate’s place for the night.

Finally reached my place at 2.30p.m. So anyway here are some pics for ur viewing pleasure. Seriously how do you guys blog everyday man i’m tired already. Seeya.

Don’t you just love my bedsheet=)

Next episode: SCHOOL!!